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Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.
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Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
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Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.